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In the Last Jedi, for some reason when you meditate you pass away. Just goes to show meditation can be dangerous.

 

Anyway, the sidekick in that deception is quite a weak character in the Star Wars Universe. That's Kylo Ren.

 

But then there is a funny side that may be even better than his part in the movie ... "Whaddup Up Matt?"

 

 

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Oh my god. So I just watched this in the last week. I don't even know where to start.

 

Abomination - is that too strong of a word?

 

- Luke not used at all, and also a dick now, oh, and hes dead

- Mary Poppins makes an appearance - Jesus.

- The whole casino side quest

- Rose, seriously, lets kiss Finn after zero chemistry, also be an overweight minority female (not on purpose at all)

- Free the animals (because this is important)

- Worst plot ever, slow motion car chase using space ships

- Rey getting even stronger in the Force for no reason

- Snoke ... my god. What a waste.

- Rey's parents are nobody

- Luke tossing the light sabre

- Milking the thing?

- Hux being useless

- Phasma turning up to only die immediately

 

I feel like this list could be endless.

 

I hated Ep 1 and 2, but honestly this is the most unwatchable Star Wars since Episode 1 ---- or maybe 2. They were both terrible. At least they had character development.

 

I was a fan of The Force Awakens, nice tribute, set up some really interesting plot points for the rest of the trilogy. Nah, don't need any of this stuff, lets just do a movie where the entire plot has been so badly backed into a corner that only a major plot twist / reveal could redeem episode 9... Obviously we're going to have to use our most compelling character, Kylo Ren, to achieve it, cause the rest have had ZERO character development. In 5hrs of film, not sure how that is possible.

 

Rogue One was by far the best movie since Disney took over, and supposedly Solo is tanking so I'm not holding out hope for that either (or maybe this abomination killed any desire the fans had to watch another Disney film).

 

Total shit show.

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Solo is the best outside 4,5,6.
I like rogue 1 more, possibly just because it plugs one of the biggest plot holes in episode 4 though.

 

Solo cleared up the parsec thing, they took a short cut so did it on less than 20 parsecs.

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