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Why dogs are better than women.

 

Sorry if this has been posted before - amused me at work this morning...

 

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk, the drunker you are the happier your dog is.

 

Dogs don't get angry when u come home smelling of other dogs.

 

Dogs love it when your friends come over

 

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

 

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

 

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

 

Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name

 

Dogs are excited by rough play

 

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

 

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

 

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

 

Anyone can get a good looking dog

 

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

 

Dogs don't shop

 

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

 

Dogs never need to examine the relationship

 

A dog's parents never visit

 

Dogs love long car trips

 

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

 

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it

 

Dogs like beer

 

Dogs don't hate their bodies

 

Dogs never criticize

 

Dogs never expect gifts

 

Dogs don't worry about germs

 

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

 

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

 

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day

 

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

 

Dogs can't talk

 

Dogs seldom outlive you

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