shootar75 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Why dogs are better than women. Sorry if this has been posted before - amused me at work this morning... Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk, the drunker you are the happier your dog is. Dogs don't get angry when u come home smelling of other dogs. Dogs love it when your friends come over A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name Dogs are excited by rough play Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair Anyone can get a good looking dog If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it Dogs don't shop Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor Dogs never need to examine the relationship A dog's parents never visit Dogs love long car trips Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it Dogs like beer Dogs don't hate their bodies Dogs never criticize Dogs never expect gifts Dogs don't worry about germs Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry Dogs can't talk Dogs seldom outlive you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lien_Zed Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 this may interest you as well. saw this years ago. why motorcycles are better then women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostybeef Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 hahah funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootar75 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 motorcycles are better then women goes without saying though doesnt it :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Tales Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 it bad to root your dog, but it wont need a cuddle afterwards :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootar75 Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 it bad to root your dog, but it wont need a cuddle afterwards :blink: only if you get caught :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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