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A father passing by his son's bedroom Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Josh P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home

Well I guess that explains why I've never been any good at Time Warp. I've been going about it all wrong the whole time 🤣

Player leaving early with a genuine reason (work, family, sudden dose of the trots) is fine by me. Player leaving early because of playing like crap? Pretty lame in my book. Player leaving a flip frenzy in the first half hour because he was playing like crap AND has pulled a root on Tinder THEN coming back 90 minutes later with a spring in his step, re-activating himself on matchplay without the TD knowing and kicking my arse twice in 15 minutes costing me a win? Pathetic 🤬 And yes that actually happened

A gay man decides it's finally time for him to come out to his parents. He goes home to find his mum cooking dinner. He sits down at the table and says "Mum I'm gay." His mother doesn't respond for a while and he's about to repeat it when she says quietly "Doesn't that mean you put men's members in your mouth?" The man nervously replies "Yes it does." After a few seconds the mother spins around, smacks the son as hard as she can in the back of the head with a spoon and yells "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"

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19,610 My opinion of this game wasn't very high back in October 2018. Back then I said "I've played a lot of games over a lot of MGLs and in my sincere opinion this game is close to if not THE biggest steaming pile of horse shit I've ever played in any of them." On a positive note we've played a few games since then that in my opinion turned out to be MUCH bigger steaming piles of horse shit than Time Tunnel.

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208,284 Apart from the 200K bird trick not a lot to see here 🙄

206,610 You are too greedy. Go to the torture room. What the.....?

272,080 I'm inclined to agree with Pessimeister. Unless someone over at TG is really good at this game and hasn't submitted a score there yet it'll be Megaderek 1st, daylight second

146,270 MGL 10 was a bit before my time and I have no memory of playing this game before (now OOO will probably prove me wrong again) 🤣 Always good to find a hidden bonus totally by accident.

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