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  1. Late one night Bob takes a shortcut through the cemetery on his way home

    Hearing a tapping sounds He becomes a little scared and hastens his pace. To his horror the tapping only becomes louder and He is now Shitting himself silly

    Out of the corner of his eye He spots a fella chiselling away at a Tombstone

    "Thank F*&K for that!" He exclaims as He approaches the man. "You frightened the shit out of me! Why are you working so late at night?"

    "They spelt my name wrong".........


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  2. Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
    "We can't see each other anymore...." she sobbed.
    "Why?" gasped Declan.
    "Daddy says crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you, a mere crab, and a poor one at that, are the lowest class of crustacean... and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways."
    Declan was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness and to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the great Lobster Ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
    Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor... and all could see that he was walking not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another!
    Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King Lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush. Finally, the crab spoke..............

    "F*** Me, I'm pissed."

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  3. A Vampire bat returns to the cave with his face, mouth and teeth all covered in blood. All the other bats now excited from seeing his face, and after a futile nights feeding asked where He got it all from. "Follow me!!!" He says and out they flew over the hills, across the river and into the dreaded dark forest. "See that tree over there?" He says. "Yes! Yes!" came the excited replies........... "Well I fuck$n didnt".......

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  4. 21 hours ago, narf_ said:

    Lost a casual work colleague late last year due to mental health

    Didn't handle a seperation to well and work even checked him into the local ward for a few weeks. All seemed on the mend till boss who was also his landlord got a evening phone call to say been found deceased by his elderly mother.


    Ive also got a 14 year old daughter with mental health issues that her mother does a top notch job treating her but have had a few phonecalls id rather forget so far.


    Spoke to a mate yesterday and He told me his 13 year old had started to self harm. She is a lovely little lass and its actually her Bday today and she is not coping with the lockdown measures. Society and its quantative pressures and the speedy and greedy progression of this little spinning ball we live on in my opinion is seeing more and more peeps struggling,. Im scared to think of what is around the corner

    Hope your daughter has that light bulb moment and gets all the support she needs bud.........






  5. When the Black Dog bites it bites hard. Everyone's individual circumstances and character make our plight, just that.... our own. I felt compelled to keep it to myself and fight the dog on my own but as time progresses the Dog starts getting a few bites in, then a few more and before you know it your a chew rag in its gob. Speak up guys and girls. No shame, no stigma, just the road to recovery....... Looking back I think F%$K that, Im no going there again.

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  6. The Pope and Gladys Berejiklian were on stage together outside Parliament House in front of a huge crowd

    The Pope leans towards Gladys and says "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Gladys replied "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand?....... show me!"

    So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage

    And the crowd roared and cheered wildly, there was dancing in the streets and joy and happiness spread through all of NSW

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  7. I do like the old macropod too I cannot deny it, I just like eating them a little more!!!!! Google and watch an Aussie doco from a few years back now called "Face in the mob" If that doesnt make you love the little critters nothing will. Its a good watch.....

    You do realize its illegal to hunt Roos unless you have permission and tags. well it is in Vic any way


    as for skinning a wombat.... you can stick that


    Have processed that little spiker and was quite tasty so far need to make some jerky


    I think we should all know Dave as Hunter's. The way I look at it taking a couple on your own land will not even put a dent in your property's numbers let alone the continent! As long as you use the animal to its full potential it sits well with me

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  9. Not sure if the wombat fur would make anything useable given its fur is quite rough but never say never. Problem you may encounter is hair slip as bacteria starts to attack the hide once the animal has met its maker.

    Successful hides need first to be removed as quickly as possible and salted as soon as possible. Any delay increases the likelihood of a substandard hide being produced. Road kill time line is an unknown unless of course you hit the poor bugger!

  10. Nice little spiker that will eat well no doubt!

    Anything 6mm and up is the go to calibres for deer Steve but a well placed shot and I would confidently suggest any of the .22 centrefires on smaller deer. Some may disagree but you would have trouble convincing me that a 22/250 in the boiler room or head will not do the job convincingly. Swift and humane being paramount. Scopes??? Best you can afford always. Ive spent more on a scope than a rifle - Schmidt and Bender - divorce has somewhat culled the luxury now on all my hobbies!!!!! :cry

  11. Sorry Steve, I phased out while reading as all I could think of was Venison Jerky, Venison steaks, Venison back straps, Venison, Venison, Venison, something about a bridge, Venison and more Venison........ :o
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  12. Am I reliving my youth and having flash backs of Puff the magic dragon or did I see you had posted a pick of a fallow deer at some point some time back? If I remember correctly I was wiping drool from my chin.....
  13. check out the "recovery" work the ww2 history hunters are doing with the fifish v6 plus its mad.


    Thanks Doug. I should have been more specific!!! My bad. I want a drone that will carry out my bait much farther than one can cast If a school is spotted on the surface. A release mechanism will drop the bait from above the water into the boil up below. That and any underwater structure seen where a bail can be dropped into a favourable spot on the edges...

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  14. Mornings guys and girls,


    Anyone tried their hand at fishing with a drone? Ive started googling models now and being an absolute drone novice and by that I mean ZERO experience Ill probably go a second hand one, buuuuuut with as many bells and whistles to get bang for buck. Please chime in if you have any ideas as right now and as usual Im drowning in my "paralysis by analysis" Info overload!!!!!




    General Public in Dingly right next to Braeside has 8 machines kept in excellent condition.

    well worth checking out


    Staying at the Dingly Hotel so its on my list! Got to be walking distance as Ill be in a truck so this one is spot on....

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  16. Hope its Ok to jump on and continue this thread? Ill be down in Port Melbourne on the 12th of Next month and Braeside on the 13th. Any pubs or the like real close where they may be a pin and a feed?
  17. No! No! No! You will spend all day playing and not updating us with your farm progress. Besides excessive target practice will move the deer out which means No Venison! I rest my case your honour...


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  18. Hello champ. So you found a few? I should have asked the same earlier this week when I was in St Kilda / Port Melbourne for work! Although I generally get back to the accommodation absolutely knackered eating bloody frozen microwave meals then crashing


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