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  1. Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears. "We can't see each other anymore...." she sobbed. "Why?" gasped Declan. "Daddy says crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you, a mere crab, and a poor one at that, are the lowest class of crustacean... and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways." Declan was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness and to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the great Lobster Ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor... and all could see that he was walking not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King Lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush. Finally, the crab spoke.............. "F*** Me, I'm pissed."
  2. A Vampire bat returns to the cave with his face, mouth and teeth all covered in blood. All the other bats now excited from seeing his face, and after a futile nights feeding asked where He got it all from. "Follow me!!!" He says and out they flew over the hills, across the river and into the dreaded dark forest. "See that tree over there?" He says. "Yes! Yes!" came the excited replies........... "Well I fuck$n didnt".......
  3. When the Black Dog bites it bites hard. Everyone's individual circumstances and character make our plight, just that.... our own. I felt compelled to keep it to myself and fight the dog on my own but as time progresses the Dog starts getting a few bites in, then a few more and before you know it your a chew rag in its gob. Speak up guys and girls. No shame, no stigma, just the road to recovery....... Looking back I think F%$K that, Im no going there again.
  4. The Pope and Gladys Berejiklian were on stage together outside Parliament House in front of a huge crowd The Pope leans towards Gladys and says "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Gladys replied "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand?....... show me!" So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage And the crowd roared and cheered wildly, there was dancing in the streets and joy and happiness spread through all of NSW
  5. I do like the old macropod too I cannot deny it, I just like eating them a little more!!!!! Google and watch an Aussie doco from a few years back now called "Face in the mob" If that doesnt make you love the little critters nothing will. Its a good watch.....
  6. Farmer walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm, looks straight at his wife and says "This is the pig I was telling you about" Wife looks at him with a very annoyed look and says "Thats not a pig its a duck!" Farmer says "I was talking to the duck"
  7. Hahahahaha Bow chika wow wow........ The only rubber used was on the sealing washer Im afraid!
  8. Well Im about to head out to Annangrove to fix the said leaking shower tap and its on 5 acres so if it turns bad its a horror movie!!!! Send cadaver dogs If I dont check in later........ :o
  9. Must admit I did get lucky as this little bugger cost me nothing. Definitely not an A grade example!!! I do some contract work for a fella near home and his office / sales girl had it sitting around. As a thankyou she has a leaking shower tap that I have offered to fix....
  10. I think we should all know Dave as Hunter's. The way I look at it taking a couple on your own land will not even put a dent in your property's numbers let alone the continent! As long as you use the animal to its full potential it sits well with me
  11. Take a few Eastern Greys on your place would be my suggestion. Time is close where you will get nice thick furs plus meat for the table and the pooch. Waste not want not........
  12. Not sure if the wombat fur would make anything useable given its fur is quite rough but never say never. Problem you may encounter is hair slip as bacteria starts to attack the hide once the animal has met its maker. Successful hides need first to be removed as quickly as possible and salted as soon as possible. Any delay increases the likelihood of a substandard hide being produced. Road kill time line is an unknown unless of course you hit the poor bugger!
  13. Nice little spiker that will eat well no doubt! Anything 6mm and up is the go to calibres for deer Steve but a well placed shot and I would confidently suggest any of the .22 centrefires on smaller deer. Some may disagree but you would have trouble convincing me that a 22/250 in the boiler room or head will not do the job convincingly. Swift and humane being paramount. Scopes??? Best you can afford always. Ive spent more on a scope than a rifle - Schmidt and Bender - divorce has somewhat culled the luxury now on all my hobbies!!!!! :cry
  14. Sorry Steve, I phased out while reading as all I could think of was Venison Jerky, Venison steaks, Venison back straps, Venison, Venison, Venison, something about a bridge, Venison and more Venison........ :o
  15. Am I reliving my youth and having flash backs of Puff the magic dragon or did I see you had posted a pick of a fallow deer at some point some time back? If I remember correctly I was wiping drool from my chin.....
  16. Hahaha I would have to agree!!!!! I checked out some of the footage you suggested. Thanks mate. Now I want one of them too!!!!!!
  17. Thanks Doug. I should have been more specific!!! My bad. I want a drone that will carry out my bait much farther than one can cast If a school is spotted on the surface. A release mechanism will drop the bait from above the water into the boil up below. That and any underwater structure seen where a bail can be dropped into a favourable spot on the edges...
  18. Mornings guys and girls, Anyone tried their hand at fishing with a drone? Ive started googling models now and being an absolute drone novice and by that I mean ZERO experience Ill probably go a second hand one, buuuuuut with as many bells and whistles to get bang for buck. Please chime in if you have any ideas as right now and as usual Im drowning in my "paralysis by analysis" Info overload!!!!! Rich......
  19. Staying at the Dingly Hotel so its on my list! Got to be walking distance as Ill be in a truck so this one is spot on....
  20. Hope its Ok to jump on and continue this thread? Ill be down in Port Melbourne on the 12th of Next month and Braeside on the 13th. Any pubs or the like real close where they may be a pin and a feed?
  21. No! No! No! You will spend all day playing and not updating us with your farm progress. Besides excessive target practice will move the deer out which means No Venison! I rest my case your honour...
  22. Hello champ. So you found a few? I should have asked the same earlier this week when I was in St Kilda / Port Melbourne for work! Although I generally get back to the accommodation absolutely knackered eating bloody frozen microwave meals then crashing
  23. Putting it out there again folks.......
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