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A Vampire bat returns to the cave with his face, mouth and teeth all covered in blood. All the other bats now excited from seeing his face, and after a futile nights feeding asked where He got it all from. "Follow me!!!" He says and out they flew over the hills, across the river and into the dreaded dark forest. "See that tree over there?" He says. "Yes! Yes!" came the excited replies........... "Well I fuck$n didnt".......

When the Black Dog bites it bites hard. Everyone's individual circumstances and character make our plight, just that.... our own. I felt compelled to keep it to myself and fight the dog on my own but as time progresses the Dog starts getting a few bites in, then a few more and before you know it your a chew rag in its gob. Speak up guys and girls. No shame, no stigma, just the road to recovery....... Looking back I think F%$K that, Im no going there again.

Hahaha think it applies to all state premiers!

The Pope and Gladys Berejiklian were on stage together outside Parliament House in front of a huge crowd The Pope leans towards Gladys and says "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Gladys replied "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand?....... show me!" So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage And the crowd roared and cheered wildly, there was dancing in the streets and joy and happiness spread through all of NSW

I do like the old macropod too I cannot deny it, I just like eating them a little more!!!!! Google and watch an Aussie doco from a few years back now called "Face in the mob" If that doesnt make you love the little critters nothing will. Its a good watch.....

Farmer walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm, looks straight at his wife and says "This is the pig I was telling you about" Wife looks at him with a very annoyed look and says "Thats not a pig its a duck!" Farmer says "I was talking to the duck"

Hahahahaha Bow chika wow wow........ The only rubber used was on the sealing washer Im afraid!

Well Im about to head out to Annangrove to fix the said leaking shower tap and its on 5 acres so if it turns bad its a horror movie!!!! Send cadaver dogs If I dont check in later........ :o

Must admit I did get lucky as this little bugger cost me nothing. Definitely not an A grade example!!! I do some contract work for a fella near home and his office / sales girl had it sitting around. As a thankyou she has a leaking shower tap that I have offered to fix....

I think we should all know Dave as Hunter's. The way I look at it taking a couple on your own land will not even put a dent in your property's numbers let alone the continent! As long as you use the animal to its full potential it sits well with me

Take a few Eastern Greys on your place would be my suggestion. Time is close where you will get nice thick furs plus meat for the table and the pooch. Waste not want not........

Not sure if the wombat fur would make anything useable given its fur is quite rough but never say never. Problem you may encounter is hair slip as bacteria starts to attack the hide once the animal has met its maker. Successful hides need first to be removed as quickly as possible and salted as soon as possible. Any delay increases the likelihood of a substandard hide being produced. Road kill time line is an unknown unless of course you hit the poor bugger!

Nice little spiker that will eat well no doubt! Anything 6mm and up is the go to calibres for deer Steve but a well placed shot and I would confidently suggest any of the .22 centrefires on smaller deer. Some may disagree but you would have trouble convincing me that a 22/250 in the boiler room or head will not do the job convincingly. Swift and humane being paramount. Scopes??? Best you can afford always. Ive spent more on a scope than a rifle - Schmidt and Bender - divorce has somewhat culled the luxury now on all my hobbies!!!!! :cry

Sorry Steve, I phased out while reading as all I could think of was Venison Jerky, Venison steaks, Venison back straps, Venison, Venison, Venison, something about a bridge, Venison and more Venison........ :o