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  1. A truck driver who has been on the road for weeks, drops into a brothel in Brisbane. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops $500 on the counter and says, ‘I want your oldest worker, and a toasted cheese sandwich’. The Madam is stunned, and replies ‘but sir, for that kind of money you could have our most attractive woman and a 3 course meal!’ The trucker replies ‘Listen love, I’m not horny, I’m homesick’
  2. You have a great lineup there! I would love to play your mad max one day.
  3. A 5-year girl went to visit here grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend? “ Grandma replied, “My TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m so happy with my TV as my boyfriend.” Grandma turned on her TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV hoping to fix the problem. Just then, the little girl heard the doorbell ring so she hurried to open the front door. When she opened the door, there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, “Hello young lady, is your Grandma home? The little girl replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend!”
  4. Dr.- "OK Dave..try not to get an erection during this prostate exam." Patient - "My name is Steve" Dr.- "I know, I'm Dave"
  5. A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
  6. My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried — I think she’s jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf
  7. My daughter just walked into the living room and said: "Dad cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my stereo, iPhone , TV with all my streaming services subscriptions on it and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters, then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Disown me and never talk to me again, and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.” Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said... “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he drives a Commodore….”
  8. If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that’s humerus!
  9. I'm one of the people who has no problem with having to wait and see. If prices don't change then I just wont be buying anymore machines. If prices drop, then when I find some I want for a decent price, I'll buy more. I'm pretty happy with what I have at the moment. I'm also happy for others to take the hit and lose their money because they over paid for toys during a frenzy of new people joining the hobby while being locked up in their houses.
  10. See what happens over the next few months. I have a feeling there will be a few people selling soon if interest rates continue the way they are predicted to go.
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