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My wife farts like a bass cannon. There is definitely no 'silent but violent' going on.

 

Ebrace it I say - I've got a mate who just broke up with his fiance after being together 12yrs, he never farted in front of her, and she never farted in front of him. Pretty indicative of their relationship really :lol

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poor guy and gal i guess well they really werent meant to be. I feel the same everyone and everything has to fart so better out than in as the saying goes. I guess they broke up cos deep down in side they werent comfy enuff with each other. Soo sorry to hear they departed ways.
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ok there is a time and place to fart honestly.. it goes back to the old debate about men can scratch themselves in public and get away with it but women cant, its considered un ladylike. if u need to fart then fart when able to but dont lift ur butt cheek and do a ripper in public go away and try and hide it. Go for it when ur in the comfort of friends and family.. and in ur own home..
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DONT GO THERE EMO... That was not a fun day out with you..I was just preg too and you had to just had to let one rip at maccers in teh city.. on the plastic seats ill never let u live that one down.... Ill get you back one day for that...
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ok there is a time and place to fart honestly.. but dont lift ur butt cheek and do a ripper in public go away and try and hide it. Go for it when ur in the comfort of friends and family.. and in ur own home..

 

I find the lift butt cheek approach seems to deaden the tone too much.

 

I prefer to grab my cheeks, one in each hand and squeeze them together and I can get pretty much whatever note I like by applying the right amount of pressure. :lol

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And let me guess ..... he tried to blame it on you aus . :laugh:

 

No way that was one to be proud of... :lol

 

I find the lift butt cheek approach seems to deaden the tone too much.

 

I prefer to grab my cheeks, one in each hand and squeeze them together and I can get pretty much whatever note I like by applying the right amount of pressure. :lol

 

Like your style... :lol

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My wife like to let silent but oh so deadlys go at the worse time. Hate her for it :)

 

I get her back with the good old drop a ripper in bed and fan the sheets :laugh:

 

Still fun after almost 20 years together:p

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