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WTF..$ 10 000 MAME machine


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Piracy at its finest.

 

not this time..... Its crappy bundled licensed software.

 

Translated.

 

We loaded of the shelf crap onto a PC and put it in the ugliest box we could make so you could re-live the arcade experience on a machine that never existed back then and about the only thing it will remind you of from the 80's is throwing up chunks when you had your first bottle of bourbon when you were 16.

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I love love any advertisment that has a rendered 3D model yet no real life photos. This tells me that a real life object may not exist. I do 3D modelling for my full time job and it's easy to belt out some shit that would be sellable on ebay.
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not this time..... Its crappy bundled licensed software.

 

Translated.

 

We loaded of the shelf crap onto a PC and put it in the ugliest box we could make so you could re-live the arcade experience on a machine that never existed back then and about the only thing it will remind you of from the 80's is throwing up chunks when you had your first bottle of bourbon when you were 16.

 

But the box glows different colours, that gimmick must be at least worth $9999

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You guys have overlooked some of the great value extras. Add a wireless network card to the system for only $60 extra. You too can become a crafty consumer just like Zoidberg and get 8 of them.

 

Really I think a perspex cab would be difficult to do and have it still look good. These guys haven't done it, and for 10k I should get all the perspex I'll ever want to chop up for any use not just an ugly cabinet made of it. And what's this crap about delivery charges. You'll offer free delivery but the extra cost to go from my driveway to the loungeroom is $200? for $10200 those delivery people better be nude supermodels who provide a whole bunch of "extra services".

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You guys have overlooked some of the great value extras. Add a wireless network card to the system for only $60 extra. You too can become a crafty consumer just like Zoidberg and get 8 of them.

 

Really I think a perspex cab would be difficult to do and have it still look good. These guys haven't done it, and for 10k I should get all the perspex I'll ever want to chop up for any use not just an ugly cabinet made of it. And what's this crap about delivery charges. You'll offer free delivery but the extra cost to go from my driveway to the loungeroom is $200? for $10200 those delivery people better be nude supermodels who provide a whole bunch of "extra services".

 

By "extra services" do you mean that after they move the cab to your loungeroom they do other chores such as washing the dishes, mow the lawn and clean the garage? Coz I wouldn't mind that just as long as I get to play with my new super ugly Mame cab.....oh THOSE "extra services", well lets hope so then, coz then it might just be worth it. :lol

 

"Get this Mame cab and free head with delivery."

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not this time..... Its crappy bundled licensed software.

 

Translated.

 

We loaded of the shelf crap onto a PC and put it in the ugliest box we could make so you could re-live the arcade experience on a machine that never existed back then and about the only thing it will remind you of from the 80's is throwing up chunks when you had your first bottle of bourbon when you were 16.

 

you throw up when you drank your first bourboun lol i am 15 had me first full bourbon did not throw up it was crap to it was woodstock i like bundaberg better

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you throw up when you drank your first bourboun lol i am 15 had me first full bourbon did not throw up it was crap to it was woodstock i like bundaberg better

 

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You threw up when you drank your first bourbon? :lol

I am 15 and had me first full bourbon and passed out and dont remember throwing up, I felt crap and was covered in spew as It was woodstock, I am not legal to drink yet, so I paid some guy $20 bucks and a BJ so he would buy me a can of woodstock worth $2.50.

 

If I can't get Bundy I sniff petrol.:lol

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You threw up when you drank your first bourbon? :lol

I am 15 and had me first full bourbon and passed out and dont remember throwing up, I felt crap and was covered in spew as It was woodstock, I am not legal to drink yet, so I paid some guy $20 bucks and a BJ so he would buy me a can of woodstock worth $2.50.

 

If I can't get Bundy I sniff petrol.:lol

 

:evil:023::041:

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you throw up when you drank your first bourboun lol i am 15 had me first full bourbon did not throw up it was crap to it was woodstock i like bundaberg better

 

Not a sip! The whole bottle like most young guys do to get laid:lol

 

I actually never threw up until one day about 6 years ago when I was mixing my own rum and coke... suffice to say the ratio of rum and coke changed alot over the next few hours and 2 hours later there was a tiny amount left in the bottom of the bottle and I was out the backyard thinking I could just walk it off... (I didnt)

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I am the translator.

 

You threw up when you drank your first bourbon? :lol

I am 15 and had me first full bourbon and passed out and dont remember throwing up, I felt crap and was covered in spew as It was woodstock, I am not legal to drink yet, so I paid some guy $20 bucks and a BJ so he would buy me a can of woodstock worth $2.50.

 

If I can't get Bundy I sniff petrol.:lol

 

LMFAO:043::043:

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