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ok im one of those who love to mildly irritate my co workers im back at work from maternity leave in a few weeks and i need some annoying but not hurtful pranks to pull on people, the usual is placing natural gas stickers on peoples bums, pressing esc when they're using the computers stuff like that, any ideas
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Heres a couple Ive done

 

Prank 1

 

I was on a job site & a mate was finishing up that day. I got my wife to call him on his mobile & tell him she was the pay lady in the office & that she had been sorting out his finish up pay & had realized that he had been over paid $1 an hour the whole time he had been there.

She had done the sums & after deducting his fortnights pay as well as his holiday pay etc. he still owed them $2200 & could he come into the office to arrange payment that arvo.

All he went on about for the whole day was solicitors & legal action.

Needless to say when he turned up at the office no one knew what he was on about. :lol

 

Prank 2

 

A fellow worker was shitting me because I had to work Saturday & he had the day off, so I told him, thats OK because the kids TV show 'Wombat' here in Brissie was coming in on Saturday to film a story about what we did & we were all going to be on it.

He turned up on Saturday with his wife & kids all dressed up ready to appear on TV. Man was he pissed off.

I had to tell him he was the only 'Wombat' here.

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wow, the tv show "wombat" i used to watch it when i was a kid.i loved it.

 

i saw a few photos of what co workers did to the office of other workers who had been away for a few weeks.

 

one photo had the entire office filled with "post it notes" like wall paper over everything...

 

anohter office had everything wrapped in aluminium foil, pc , mouse, desk, chair, fan, you name it...

 

the other photo had plastic across the door of the cubicle and it was full of styrofoam packaging material

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Ok where I work in the offices we have multiple phones next to each other. Take the handsets off and place then on different phones. Then quietly ring one. When the target picks up a phone the phone stops ringing but they don't have anyone on the line than they get confused and try picking up the other one etc etc....
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ok im one of those who love to mildly irritate my co workers im back at work from maternity leave in a few weeks and i need some annoying but not hurtful pranks to pull on people, the usual is placing natural gas stickers on peoples bums, pressing esc when they're using the computers stuff like that, any ideas

 

A recent simple prank got a lot of laughs... I was speaking to a tech-head via the internal instant-messaging client. He messaged me, and I responded with "what are you doing sending a blank message to me, are you trying to confuse me?"... needless to say they had written something but I was pretending I couldnt see anything. He wrote another few lines and so I copied & pasted them back after removing the actual text content so that it was just their name (quotes) with nothing after it...

 

He was convinced his messages werent getting through... this continued for about 20 mins whilst I was messaged his co-workers, who were kindly filling me in with the details of his facial expressions and frustrations of a technical problem that he couldnt solve.

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I will be the part pooper here as i have worked in OHS law for a number of years and seen really dumb things that people thought was funny and resulted in injury or dismissal

 

Like the one where a police mechanic was fixing a fan belt and some joker decided to turn the siren on (speaker in the grill) when his head was under the bonnett. The guy ended up partially losing his hearing and the police service was prosecuted.

 

I have seen too many of these jokes end up in legal action or workcover prosecutions

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Shit I have pulled...

 

1) Changed people's keyboard layout to DVORAK. So what they type and what they are typing are different.

 

2a) Put a blokes monitor under his desk...(he was blind, BTW)

 

2b) Ran a pool to see how long it would take for him to notice . FYI: He noticed straight away as he uses the monitor to face the right way in his seat. I knew that and pwned every one in the office out of some cash. AHAHAHAHA Got the quinella !!!

 

3) When leaving the office building toilets and someone is still in the cubicle, turned the lights off. You'd be surprised how dark it is.

 

4) Other stuff

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I remember dad telling me how they got one of their apprentice mechanics to go to the local parts shop to ask for some elbow grease.
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I worked at a retail outlet for second goods for some time many years ago.

On one particular day a total Arabic outfit came in , the ones that cover your whole face etc.

Anyways i wore it covering my whole body and head and decided to venture out into the store whilst my fellow workers watched in anticipation.

 

I casually walked around for a few mins then decided to start screaming at the top of my lungs to the fellow staff who worked the floor and did not have the slightest clue as to who i was!

 

I was screaming in my native tounge (maltese) which is sorta similar to the harsh arab sounding language.

 

The look on their faces was priceless!

 

They later told me they thought i was a mad terrorist.

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There was a online competition from one of our supliers that my work mate entered $10000.00 and a overseas holiday.

The results were posted on the company webpage 1 month later.

When the results were posted I just saved the webpage offline and then changed the source in notepad so his name appeared on the web page instead of the real winner.

I had him going all afternoon. Then I had to tell him the bad news:lol

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If you have a mobile that records.Record yourself saying help let me out Im trapped in here.Save recording to ringtone,then hide your phone in targets office.Ring the phone and watch them panic looking for you.I have done this and it works great!:003:
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The second best prank of all time...

1) go to a line of taxis

2) get in the first one and say "Take me to the airport, but I have no money, so if you take me, I'll let you blow me". He will kick you out.

3) Get in the next taxi and say "Take me to the airport, but I have no money, so if you take me, I'll let you blow me". He will kick you out.

4) Repeat 3) until the last taxi

5) In the last taxi say "Take me to the airport." Now he will drive past all the other taxis, and because they all know each other, he will get payed out on big time.

 

The best prank of all time...(I have seen this done)...

I was at a party, there was one dickhead who was boasting about how much they he drink, etc. On one of his frequent trips to the toilet. My mate went into the backyard and "refilled" a longneck. He then put the lid back on and put it in the ice to get cold.

Later dickhead started boasting again. So my mate pulled the refilled longneck from the ice and said "If you can skull this in one go I'll give ya $20...or $10 for 2 skulls". This dickhead said "easy" and took the longneck and skulled the piss! After he took several swallows, we all started laughing. Figuring something was up, he washes it around in his mouth, swallows and says "OK, who put salt in me beer?". We tell him its piss and he runs into the backyard and spews his guts.

A few minutes later he comes in ranting about his spewing so much he was doing dry reaches and now his throat was burning. "No worries" my mate says and hands him the rest of the piss! "Cool it down with this". Dickhead skulls it, tastes it and runs out the back again for another spewing session. AHAHAHA owned!

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Back in High School I had some laxative chocolates that looked excatley like a kids block of chocolate(there were six blocks and you were meant to take half to a full one), and also had a mate who would also scum anything out of your hands, food,cigs. So pretending to munch on this nice chocolate bar I get the can have some, c'mon man, until he literally begs for it, Ok give in take it, Munch munch six whole blocks of laxative ( the hard part here is not to laugh until its digested).

The guy was shitting for over a week and had that week off School, we used to ring him at lunchtimes and it was on the shitter constantly , cracks me up thinking about it

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ive turned a computer sideways and taken my boss a hr to find the one button on the new "front"

 

also had a mate that got asked at a car dealership can you listen to a noise in the backend inside the boot. they took the car out and thrashed it while he was inthere

 

and the classic

 

toolstore for a "long weight"

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