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  • #31
    Originally posted by Rich View Post
    How do you remove varnish?
    with sand paper?

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    • #32
      Originally posted by jason1 View Post
      with sand paper?
      Oh, it must seem as though I have posted in the wrong section LOL, No! easier way is to take out the 'r' and make it vanish

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Rich View Post
        Oh, it must seem as though I have posted in the wrong section LOL, No! easier way is to take out the 'r' and make it vanish
        I was waiting for the punch line lol
        then I thought maybe you did put it in the wrong section lol

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        • #34
          .......my dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
          It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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          • #35
            WARNING!!! DAD JOKE COMING UP!!



            What do you do if you catch swine flu?

            errrr?


            Put some oinkment on it.

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            • #36
              Ok since we are on bad jokes here's another one

              Q: How do you make a hormone

              A: Don't pay her

              I warned you it was a bad one so don't judge me lol


              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
              Putting out the feelers for my next early Gotlieb project

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              • #37
                Ok well really old but still get the kids laughing and interesting to hear more...

                What do you call a lady with one leg...
                Eileen

                What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg...
                Irene

                What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool...
                Bob

                What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the front door...
                Matt

                What do you call a man with a rabbit stuck in his AR5E...
                Warren

                What do you call a man having an epileptic seizure in a pile of leaves...
                Russell

                What do you call a female with a chop on her head...
                Barbie

                What do you call a blind dear...
                No Idea

                What do you call a blind dear without legs...
                Still no Idea

                What do you a blind dear without legs or penis
                Still no Fu**ing Idea...

                there are plenty more

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                • #38
                  Australian scientists just discovered a species of dinosaur that, judging by evidence at the scene, they think were possibly homosexual.

                  They have named it Megasaurarse.

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                  • #39
                    Paddy and Mick were walking home from the pub late one night. As they passed the bus depot Paddy pointed at all the buses parked inside and said "I don't feel like walking. We should steal a bus to get us home." Mick looked through the fence and replied "Don't be stupid it'll take too long. Our bus is right at the back."

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                    • #40
                      Yo mamas so fat that she gets jealous of pac-man and all the pellets he gets to eat.

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                      • #41
                        Q..why do women live longer than men..
                        A..because they dont have wives..

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                        • #42
                          Q: How do you find sheep in long grass?
                          A: Very appealing
                          Pinball Meets...I love em

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                          • #43
                            And her name was BAAbara
                            http://www.aussiearcade.com.au/forum.../138-RAIL-WAYS

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                            • #44
                              A man was before the court charged with raping a Prostitute. The judge said that the man could expect 20 years for the crime. The lawyer for the man objected and stated to the court that this was not a case of rape but of the lesser crime of Shop-lifting. He got let off with a warning.
                              Gemini2544's 4th Pinball meet Saturday 21/03/2020

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                              • #45
                                A blonde walks into a pub.
                                You'd think she'd see it

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