The Cricket Thread

[Brad]

Eh, he still ****ed up. Batted great but a mistake is a mistake and you can't blame the crowd or some racist dickheads for that swing.

Brad

[Pie Chucker]

Paine would have told him he had until tea to get his hundred. At that point he still had time to pick the right deliveries. By the time they'd wasted two or three overs watching the cops interrogate the crowd, he had to swing at everything.

[Noob-A-Tron]

India's ploy of time wasting worked. If you let people walk all over you they will. So Soft is Cricket Australia.

[Autosteve]

India's ploy of time wasting worked. If you let people walk all over you they will. So Soft is Cricket Australia.

Yer it was pretty obvious time wasting too. How was the guy out on the field with a sledge hammer tending to the pitch on the last ball of an over. Why would that have not happened just one ball later when the field is all changing around?

[Pie Chucker]

Now Bumrah's out for Brisbane. This is getting to be like the 12th Man album where almost the entire English team got injured and they had to get the pommy commentators and the Barmy Army to play. Anyone seen Gavaskar in the nets?

[spacies]

Sledging = fail
Scuffing the marks with your feet = fail

Dropping 3 catches 'cos you talk to much shit. Karma for the win.

Back to the sandpaper is it straya?

[Brad]

And again our Openers are shit

Brad