may have exposed my car to teenage retribution, but worth the chuckle

this morning, driving to work i saw two teens walking down the street. so i hung my arm out the window and yelled out "hey buddy, your pants are falling down!"

 

well, unfortunately, 10 seconds later i ended up at a red. they had just about caught up and i could hear them yelling out "cockhead!"

 

dunno who the cockhead is though. at least i dont think its cool to wear my pants down around my ankles :D

 

that would have given them some time to work out what my car is. since i live less than ten minutes from work, theres a good chance they are going to see my car around sometime. a refresher for those you dont know what my car looks like:

 

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=81077.0

 

oh well, who needs mirrors, aerials etc anyway :lol

Thank god you said it... I've been tempted to say it (to their face) so many times.

 

What would one say to that? I want to HEAR them say "its cool to wear my pants so low that it shows my underwear", aka 'Im so stupid I couldn't read the size label when I bought them"

 

Then again, "Cockhead" is a pretty good comeback. I wish I'd thought of that.

you should have then yelled out why you calling your friend a cockhead.

i dont know why some idiots have their pants around their ankles they think there so good just cause they have their pants low fuck i just want to hit them no one wants to look at their asses they might attract unwanted gays lol

unusually, i had thought of some replies straight away. although probably a bit long winded from the car.

 

"i think its sweet that you are giving your boyfriend easy access, its your skid mark i take offense to..."

 

"you would look even cooler if you also tucked your shirt into your undies..."

"you would look even cooler if you also tucked your shirt into your undies..."

 

ROFL man i pissed myself

It is obvious that these "idiots" had no reason to react to being called out? Regardless of their pants down around their ankles or not, you prevoked them.

What kind of reaction are you after?

he got off easy they could have come up to the car

he got off easy they could have come up to the car

...and they still would have done nothing...

...and they still would have done nothing...

 

trust me most teenagers carry knifes if it was my friend he would have come up and stabbed him i dont see a point in carrying knifes they probably think cause they have their pants down there going to get raped:lol

he got off easy they could have come up to the car

 

no, THEY got off easy. had they come up to my car...

 

It is obvious that these "idiots" had no reason to react to being called out? Regardless of their pants down around their ankles or not, you prevoked them.

What kind of reaction are you after?

 

its more a case of 'how could you wear your pants down around your ankles/shirt tucked in your undies/mothers bra on your head and NOT expect some kind of reaction. i felt it was my duty to point and laugh :D i sometimes do it in the mall too. not as direct. im not silly. ten half witted teenagers will quite easily oveerpower one grumpy old man. so as i pass, ill look right at em and just laugh really loudly. hopefully one or two of them will think 'WTF' and the smarter ones will start to realise they are part of the dumbest 'fashion' ever. even MC hammer happy pants arent as stupid.

 

i may start pointing too now i think about it...

trust me most teenagers carry knifes if it was my friend he would have come up and stabbed him i dont see a point in carrying knifes they probably think cause they have their pants down there going to get raped:lol

Most people carry some sort of weapon in their car.

It is obvious that these "idiots" had no reason to react to being called out? Regardless of their pants down around their ankles or not, you prevoked them.

What kind of reaction are you after?

 

All he said is that the guys pants were falling down... as far as they knew he may have been just letting them know in case they had not already realised.. :D

 

trust me most teenagers carry knifes if it was my friend he would have come up and stabbed him i dont see a point in carrying knifes....

 

U are retarded aren't you?

 

Smit

com on guys fair go,ive got a 14 yr old son,his crew are the show ya jocks type,get to know the kids of today,youll be better off for it..........

 

you wanna hear ya story,,2 yrs ago,went back to see my kids in wa.

was driving down a main street in a suburb of perth,just picked up my kids

 

when some young wanna be.threw somthing at my kombi...yeah im a hippy..but not one of these peace love and mungbean types...im a new age hippy...fuck with my family and you wanna be the real deal

 

 

anywany.rock hits windscreen,,these young punks give us the finger,thinkin there real tough....

 

they threw this missile from a bus stand...big mistake

 

 

being my home suburb in the day...tell my girlfriend who was driving to go round the block...

 

 

when we get back to the scene,..ther bus has already picked these boys up..second mistake..

 

pull up along side the bus..get the fingers and spitting and all that wanna be tough stuff

 

 

ok darling take me to the bus stop...oh deAR....ONE WHEEL BRACE......

 

 

anyway dont ever wherte a bit of clothing that will give you away......crunch...mother fuckers

Can we poll that statement..

 

Do you mean a weapon that is to be used for every intent and purpose, a weapon, or a screwdriver or wheel brace that could be used as a weapon. WTF is the world coming to if you have to carry 'weapons' in your car...?

Bolded. :)

Why even have a go at, provoke someone for the way they dress, look without even knowing the person:unsure

Why even have a go at, provoke someone for the way they dress, look without even knowing the person:unsure

 

because its funny :lol

because its funny :lol

 

it won't be so funny when you get the shit kicked out of you, looks can be be deceiving.

I'm trying very hard to stay off my soap box because I've learned that topics like these will always have very strong, diverse opinions and no amount of logical (or otherwise) ranting is going to change peoples views.

 

I will say this though to the comments about 'leave them alone' or 'why provoke them'...

 

I personally take offense to these idiots wearing their pants around their ankles or (to a much lesser degree) wearing pants/shirts that are 30 sizes too big.

 

Underwear is meant to be just that. Where does it stop? What happens when the kids start wearing their underwear on the outside because its cool to look like an emo superman? Bad example you reckon? Why? Because that would just be stupid? That's exactly why dannygalaga said something.

 

I for one think some social etiquette is a good thing, but in 2000+ it seems that having some common decency or etiquette is a thing of the past... nowadays the people who do have some standards are more shunned than the people who have no regard for them.

 

I'm totally sick of this world being taken over by people who have no respect for others and we're now "afraid" of youth because they'll use violence/weapons instead of their brains to resolve anything. Can't come up with a witty response? Better stab them. Yeah, I have great hopes for this worlds future. Maybe I should start carrying a weapon and shank anybody who is wearing their pants the wrong way because I don't like their opinion? Seriously...

 

By the way, the same applies to girls.. I appreciate a good looking woman as much as the next guy, but frankly I like something left to the imagination or to 'find out later' rather than putting it all on display.

 

I blame California for it all. Bring on the big quake. :lol

for those that dont understrand why i would deliberately point and laugh. let me explain. now of course, this story is a metaphor for our lives in general. a warning about self awareness. its a reminder that while people might not say anything, you are being a dickhead. the story?

 

 

hTHE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES

 

 

the story, like i say, is a metaphor. but it can still have the same meaning in this literal sense. if the trend became that they should wear their undies on the outside as dm says, should no one say anything? i am the little kid at the end of the story. if you havent read it (and your primary school needs to be burnt down if you dont know what im talking about) read it.

 

oh, and hello1212. if i felt threatened and they tried to pursue me, all i would have to do is walk briskly away. they wont be able to catch me because theyll keep tripping over their cool pants :badgrin

I have never carried a weapon in my car, dont see the need and i live in Syndeys western suburbs however i do and this is at all times carry my dick in the car just in case!

It should be the duty of all fathers who have kids with the sunken trousers and baggy jeans to make it obvious to them just how stupid they look by making them the butt end of any joke you could possibly come up with. When I see these homeboy wannabee's I think they are totally missing the point of what it is to be proud and uniquely Australian. It's some sort of deranged identity crisis. Were not African American, were not even American. Can't they watch American TV or listen to American music without it warping their brains? Is it uncool to be Aussie now?

say to them it looks cool that way and they will pull up their pants lol

What exactly is an african american.....aren't they really just you know.....american :unsure

 

Who knows? "Black American", "African American" or just plain old "American"; I don't know what's politically correct anymore. My point is they are trying to adopt a culture that has nothing to do with their own.