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Ordered a few pizzas over the weekend and while I was busy eating I noticed how chewy a piece was. At first I thought "what a lot of cheese" as I pulled the piece away from my mouth.When I stretched it a good foot away from my face and discovered that it didnt break I knew something was up.................a rubber band mixed in with the dough........luckily not swallowed. What have others found in their food?
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Something not gross:

 

Many years ago I was enjoying one of those cone shaped bags of coloured popcorn you can get from a grocery store.

 

Dug my hand in and felt a lump - and when I checked it out it was a giant nugget of the red sugary coating. About 1/2 the size of my fist.

 

Yep I ate it. And I'm sure I had heart murmurs for the rest of the day (when I could keep still enough to feel it):026:

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Bought a pizza from my pizza local shop. The Italian pizza maker had hairy forearms... pizza was fine... got to the 3rd last slice took

one or two bites and noticed a pube protruding from the cheese

yuck! I literally spat the contents outta my mouth. That put me off pizza for a while...

 

never went back there again.

 

PS i think it should be a prerequisite that all hairy wog pizza makers

save their forearms. It's a health hazard i tell you

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Bloody hell Dave!!!

 

That would have been just great,Mate you need to come back over my way again and have some pizzas from my local here in Caroline Springs (Aces Place).

Not saying it because its my local but out of all the places i have had pizza around Australia including the hype of Lygon St etc it doesnt compare to these pizzas.

 

Yes everyone its a big call:lol

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Grabbed some hot chips from the local chippy the other week.. Old mate was looking pretty ill.. As he was starting to wrap the chips up I hear the 'HURL'... Out the corner of my eye I see the projectile.. I can't beleive what I'm seeing.. This dude is heaving his guts up all over my chips, his counter and the floor.. He looks at me and says 'mate, I don't think you want these'..

 

Kids and I had a great laugh..! Poor bastard.

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I am concerned about the wording on McDonalds packaging.

 

"Our beef includes cuts of meat you'd find in your supermarket" or something to that effect.

 

Then there's a picture of a cow with arrows pointing to his eyes, his asshole and feet.

 

So they grind up the whole cow and they try to make you think that your big mac is ground up rump steak.

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It could have been worse, It could have been a bandaid:078: from the guy making the dough.

This did happen to me. And i will say, i was dry reaching for about 4 days after every time i thought about it. Got a pepperoni pizza and thought this is a chewy peice, spat it out, band aid. It made me aware of EVERYTHING i ate to this day. Still get the occasional pizza from there, mabye ill find something of use in their pizza's one day?

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